Need to arm yourself for the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse but finding funds are low? No problem. Here are a couple a time-tested reliable rifles that won't break the bank.
Note: if you feel the need to post a comment along the lines of "u r stoopid! zombies aren't real!" let me save you the trouble: In this context, the Zombie Apocalypse is just being used as a metaphor --- a placeholder. As fun as it would be to mow down hordes of the shambling undead with semi-automatic rifles, nobody at TCP thinks zombies actually exist; and we're willing to bet they probably never will.
For a full explanation (and definition of the word "metaphor") click on the link below to watch our video, "Zombies Explained"
